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The Deadliest Poison in the Three Realms
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On the misty Luofu Mountain, the sky is a bluish-gray color, and the ground is also a dark gray due to the turbid air. For eight hundred years, Luofu Mountain has been known to the world as Heishan.
As for Yulan, it is called by those blind mortals... sigh, it's too disheartening to even mention the title, but everyone can probably guess with their toes.
This morning, Yulan spent nearly two hours getting dressed before finally leaving the house satisfied.
"Black Mountain Old Demon, no matter how heavy your makeup is, it can't hide your negligible height."
The voice in her ear was as gentle as jade, but the hurtful words made Yulan want to slap him.
Angry, Yulan quickly turned her head, but even standing on tiptoes, she could only reach his shoulder—her height was Yulan's fatal flaw.
Upon seeing her comical shadow on the ground, Yulan exclaimed, "What does it have to do with you whether I put on makeup or not, old lady?"
Every five hundred years, the Luofu Mountain holds the National Congress of the Communist Party mirror. If Yulan can successfully find a wealthy suitor today, she will be able to pay off her gambling debt to the Mountain God Shong Ling in one go.
Changheng pressed his big hand on Yulan's head and sneered, "You, a little dwarf, also want to get married? Do you think the monsters on Luofu Mountain are all blinded by the foul air and poison?"
Although Changheng had a handsome appearance, his mouth was even more foul-smelling than a stone in a latrine.
The most annoying thing is that Yulan can meet him several times a day, just like toffee, lingering around: "We have nothing to do with each other!"
Yulan forcefully pushes away his hand and tries to leave with a flick of her sleeve.
At the blind date event, looking at the three-eyed female demon and the six-armed female enchantress around, Yulan couldn't help but proudly take out the diamond-shaped mirror from her arms and took a look.
In the mirror, her own bright teeth and clear eyes, still with a hint of youthfulness, looked just like a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl in the mortal world.
However, because Yulan often stays up late playing Madiao, her voice sounds hoarse. It is because of this that a scholar passing through Luofu Mountain, who unintentionally heard Yulan's voice, referred to her as Black Mountain Old Demon.
The toxic miasma of Luofu nurtures the mountain demons and naturally affects them, causing them to become deformed. Even if they take human form, they will appear grotesque, with three heads and six arms.
So among this group of abnormalities, it's already considered good for a monster like Yulan, who is as beautiful as a flower but as short as a little girl.
Feeling the burning gazes from the opposite sex around her, Yulan couldn't help but raise a proud smile at the corner of her lips.
Yulan knew that with her beauty, she would surely find a wealthy suitor today!
"May I ask the young lady's name?"
Seeing a two-headed snake with a jade pendant around its waist, Yulan was about to respond when she saw the wide-eyed two-headed snake had already moved behind her.
Is this person blind?
Yulan turned around and, upon seeing the disguised Changheng, almost spat out in anger, tightly biting her lip but having to admit that Changheng was exceptionally handsome. Even when dressed as a woman, he was ethereal and otherworldly, far outshining Yulan in beauty.
It was clear that this troublemaker was here to cause trouble. Looking at Yulan with a gloomy expression, Changheng smirked and said, "Miss Yulan."
"..."
Seeing the eunuchs eagerly stuffing their carried jewelry and jade into Changheng's arms, at this moment, Yulan felt not only envy, jealousy, and hatred, but also a hint of confusion...
He actually used my name to deceive the demons at will!
Since the blind date event ended, Yulan's reputation has undergone a qualitative leap overnight.
From the previous "Black Mountain Old Demon" to the current "Flowery Branch on Mount Lu".
Late at night, hearing the melodious sound of the qin in the mountains, Yulan couldn't help but let out a long sigh.
The person playing the piano is Luofu Mountain Mountain God Shong Ling, and I still remember that before Yulan had not yet taken shape, he had already fallen under the piano sound of Shong Ling. Moreover, he gave Yulan a particularly familiar feeling, so after taking shape, the first thing Yulan did was to go and confess to Shong Ling.
When Yulan saw Shong Ling, she didn't have a chance to speak before he dragged her away to play Mahjong. Unable to confess her feelings, she decided to offer herself as payment for her huge gambling debt to him.
However, once Yulan accidentally overheard a conversation between Shong Ling and Changheng on the mountain, and to Changheng, Shong Ling actually said that he had never had even the slightest bit of admiration for Yulan, and had always regarded Yulan as a family member.
Family my foot!
Fortunately, Yulan only has a strong liking for Shong Ling. From that moment on, Yulan shifted her thoughts from being entangled with how Shong Ling could love her to how she could earn fifty night pearls and settle the score with him. It's believed that where there's a will, there's a way, and fate always favors Yulan.
As Yulan squatted on the ground, suffering from gambling debts, a flash of inspiration crossed her mind in Bright Terrace - perhaps... Changheng would be her way to make a fortune!
In the brilliant peony sea, a graceful woman in white clothes, holding a plain oil-paper umbrella, looked like a remarkable celestial being.
When this lifelike scroll was bought by the Two-headed snake demon for a high price of a hundred night pearls, Yulan couldn't help but run to the mountaintop and shout loudly.
"Granny has finally escaped poverty!"
The breeze is cool, and the Yulan bird is dancing on the mountain top.
But the good mood disappeared with the appearance of Changheng.
This shameless Changheng actually had the nerve to suggest that Yulan split the money earned from selling paintings with him.
Yulan tightly held the night pearl in her arms and said, "You must be dreaming! Yesterday, you used my name to deceive the male demon, and today I used your portrait to earn money. What's wrong with that? If you want me to split the night pearl with you, then you must use half of the jade to exchange for it."
He knew that he was unwilling, and Changheng silently stared at Yulan without speaking.
Yulan sneered disdainfully twice, and just as she was about to leave, he grabbed her arm and said, "This is not impossible either."
Raising her eyes, Yulan was taken aback by the deep, ink-like peach blossom eyes of Changheng.
It's worth noting that Changheng is not a good person. He is not a monster from the Luo Chun Mountain. According to the rumors, he is actually a celestial being from the Ninth Heaven.
"Scoundrel of a deity!" Yulan cursed silently as she let go of his hand.
Yulan still remembered that not long after she had transformed, it was this guy who tricked Yulan into going to a tavern to drink. Perhaps due to Yulan's constitution not being able to handle alcohol, it caused Yulan to fall into a deep sleep for nearly three hundred years.
Three hundred years of time, if Yulan had worked hard to make money, he wouldn't be so poor now that he can't even afford to buy magical instruments.
Yulan's poverty is all because of Changheng, so even if he is extremely handsome, even if just a glance at him makes Yulan's heart skip a beat, Yulan still resents him.
"Half and half is not impossible. I heard you haven't found a magical tool yet. How about this colorful delicate hairpin?"
Seeing the rainbow-colored jade hairpin in his clearly defined hand, Yulan swallowed and decided to temporarily set aside her resistance to him.
Sensing the surging spiritual energy within the jade hairpin, even though Yulan had never been to Luofu Mountain and had limited experience, she knew that this magical tool was extraordinary.
"Alright, I'll make the exchange!" Yulan replied decisively.
To know that night pearl can be profitable again, but to find a Satisfactory artifact is as difficult as finding Darling, it's hard to come by.
Yulan immediately took out fifty night pearl from his pocket, "Here, money in one hand, goods in the other."
Yulan blinked her starry eyes, tiptoed to present the night pearl to Changheng, and he pulled out some ordinary jewelry and jade from his pocket, saying, "Here are half of the jade items from yesterday."
"What about this colorful delicate hairpin?" Yulan asked in surprise.
"I'll decide later based on my mood."
"..."
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